I wasn't going to tell this story
But I just read a post about leaving work to go bowling and then on another day to see 'Borat'.

I can beat that.

When I worked at the not very well respected awarding body, I got so bored one afternoon that I just got up, left the office, walked into Soho and spent two hours in 'Sunset Strip'

Yes, it's a strip joint. I was single at the time, so I had no one to explain myself to.

I went back to the office just before 5 and, apart from the girl who sat opposite me (who I am still good friends with) who said 'what? been to the pub?', no one ever mentioned that I had been gone for three hours.

God, those were the days.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 15:58, Reply)