Oh, Blu-Tac!
When I worked for agencies, ie a different workplace every couple of days, I'd pocket the office 'tac and in a quiet moment, fashion from it tiny cocks'n'balls.

Then I'd stick them onto drawing pins on the notice boards and forget about them.

Sometimes I'd go back and, disturbingly, the little grey genitalia'd still be there, at face-height, next to the PRIZE BINGO! leaflet. How could the staff, or better still, visitors, have missed them?

Sometimes of course they'd be gone. I like to think a boss somewhere discovered one, and another, and another, and was forced to make a panicked sweep of all the building's notice boards.

It was a form of art, really.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:56, 5 replies)

You too?
I've alread wrote about the fudge cock'n'balls I used to make.

When my mate moved house 18 months ago I made a lovely little blu-tac one mounted on a little blu-tac piaque and stuck it above the fireplace for the new tenants like one of Geoffrey Dahmer's hunting trophies.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 3:32, closed)

caulk
i did the same once with some extra caulk - haha faacking cock!
(chickensoupforyourface, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 7:45, closed)

Ahaa!
I've done that too!

I made quite a large one from about half a pack of the stuff, and stuck it above the white board in the physics lab of my college. It sayed there for months, though it did sag somewhat.
(ShitBitch, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:27, closed)

We really are sick monkeys
aren't we?
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:04, closed)

Rock hard cock
In one place I worked at, we used expoxy putty - like blu-tac but in two parts.
You'd use it to fill holes in equipment and always have some left over.
Everyone's automatic response to the excess was to make a cock and balls.
We started running out of room to display them all in the end...
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:09, closed)