Pizza delivery is by no means boring
...that is, if you work for a pizza place that is run by two psychotic psytrance gurus and serves the local stoner populace. Free pizza, beautiful music in the shop and enough free time to bond with my boss, rolling absolutely enormous spliffs. Driving a pizza, while stoned, to a bunch of teenagers who are similarly stoned. Then getting more stoned. Then driving back to the shop. Thus runs my night. Apologies for banality... my brain has divorced me for the time being.
(Tiktock Beating off flamers with a shitty stick, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:46, 10 replies)

you were stoned
If you drove the pizza ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:52, closed)

A wry chuckle from me there
.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 16:15, closed)

you are a moron
if you drive under the influence.
( monkeybananaraffle, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 16:14, closed)

^^
Seconded

Prick
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 16:25, closed)

THIS FUCKING THIS

( Nickalollyoff DOG FARTS, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 16:30, closed)

With the weed in this country,
driving stoned is really not a big deal.
(Tiktock Beating off flamers with a shitty stick, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:40, closed)

Erm Yeah
Drug driving is seriously uncool. You could kill someone.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 16:32, closed)

not that I condone it
but driving stoned results in travelling at barely above walking pace...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 16:42, closed)

^^This^^

( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 4:46, closed)

it's good to have goals in life
good on ya.
incidentally, it was NO sweetcorn! you motherfucker.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 8:38, closed)