oh shit oh shit oh shit
Well its almost home time and I am bored shitless as usual so I decide to go and have a pee, as you do.

I finish my pee and then for no reason whatsoever look around the room for ways to cause mischief. It's not a small cubible, but a regular sized toilet with a radiator, sink and all the modern day office toilet gadgets.

So - I outstretch my arms and find I can touch both sides of the room, comfortably - then decide in a moment of sheer genius/stupidity to see if I can shimmy up and touch the ceiling. Well that was a bad move - a very very bad move.

Next thing I know, I am using the radiator as a foot hold to get myself up, touching both sides of the wall and just as I was about to touch the ceiling the fucking radiator broke.. I slipped and put my arm through the seemingly paper thin bloody wall.

I really should have known this would have happened seen as to put it in no uncertain terms - I am a fat bastard. Now it would seem my title has been upgraded to 'stupid' fat bastard and HOPEFULLY one that will not get found out!!

What a cock.
(Spangulum nailing your mother since 1824, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 17:22, 9 replies)

my hero
:-)
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 17:29, closed)

Were you wearing infra-red glasses too?
Or even funnier, while you were up there, saying "Giggedy....giggedy goo!"
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 17:35, closed)

no
it was something more like "oh fuck" in a rather elevated voice.

Then an intense rubbing sound as I was nursing my arm saying "owwwwwww"

To the average joe listening, it must have sounded sooooo dodgy.
(Spangulum nailing your mother since 1824, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:29, closed)

Would've been been funny
if you were shouting "OOWOWwwwwwww" then landed in the toilet to make a big plopping sound; that certainly would've scared the average listener.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:40, closed)

I'm just interested in knowing
what a small cubible is.

I nearly spat my hot chocolate over my keyboard.
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 23:17, closed)

its like a regular bible
only with more cube.
(Spangulum nailing your mother since 1824, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 23:32, closed)

I'm...
...sure you handled it rather suavely.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 23:39, closed)

Erm
I thought you slipped on the wet floor, grabbed the radiator (which broke) leading you to fall against the wall and hurt your arm\head? No, NO, I'm sure you're fine really. And you won't be suing for your injuries either. Stout chap. Chin up.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 8:58, closed)

yes...YES...
*cough* that is EXACTLY what happened.

How dare they have a wet floor with a very awkwardly placed radiator on the wall no where near anything at all.

Bastards!
(Spangulum nailing your mother since 1824, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:51, closed)