Raped by Mr Cowabunga.. I remember...
Going down the Howabunga Cowabunga at Typhoon Lagoon in Florida... Which I'd imagine is a similar kind of drop slide.

Being a scared little scrawny piece of shit while sliding down I just couldn't take the G's man, and instinctively opened my legs as some kind of defence mechanism..

This resulted in some kind of anal power wash that removed most of the turd in my lower intestines. Luckily the frothy water at the bottom concealed the escaped brown arse-broth and I was able to escape to the toilets to wash and cry.

Wash.


And Cry....
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:01, 1 reply)

I'm clicking I like this
even though it won't do anything!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:21, closed)

Appreciated
I've been wasting time at work checking back in vain to see if anyone enjoyed my gut-wrenching (literally heehee) story about being raped by a flume as a child but alas I fear it's too late in the day..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:42, closed)