Worst Person for the JobIn a week where it emerges that the new Health Secretary is a fan of the hocus-pocus that is homeopathy, tell us about people who are spectacularly out of their depth in a job. Have you ever found yourself wallowing in your own incompetence? Tell us. (Note: "Name of football manager/politician - nuff said" does not constitute an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:48)
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I've invented homeopathic porn:First, take any grot image. Then, pick a pixel at random, and blow it up to the size of the original image. Keep doing this, and each time you'll find that the image gets naughtier and naughtier!
After 100 or so dilutions, it's best to use a welding mask, asbestos gloves and tongs, since the image will by then be so outrageously horny that the Pope would rape a vatican statue after a single second's exposure...
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I invented the homoeopathic wig...... along with homoeopathic dentures and contact lenses.
In truth, it's a bit of an "emperor's new clothes" thing, but don't tell anyone - I'm making a fortune!
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