Stripper
A friend went to a strip club, and watched a provocative routine featuring an all-nude performer, a silk handkerchief and a variety of spread-eagle poses. Trouble was, she was engaged in a stageside conversation as she pouted her lips, whipped her long hair around, and posed with come-hither looks. As she danced, she whined about her current tedious weekend cleaning the oven, washing the windows, and sweeping the basement. The overall effect was shockingly pedestrian and completely offputting.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:56, 7 replies)

Clearly your "friend" was paying attention to the wrong lips, there.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:11, closed)

Dude, I was kicked out of a London club for staring at one of the girls.
(deadpidge, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:03, closed)

'Dude', fair enough
uk.westfield.com/london/kids/kids-club
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:05, closed)

I bet you, sorry, your friend, go on cam sites and criticise the decor and furniture.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:31, closed)

Those are fine
But the musical choices leave much to be desired.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 23:38, closed)

he
maybe asked her to talk dirty?
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:20, closed)

Ah, she misunderstood about the wet mop!

(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 21:34, closed)