Worst Person for the JobIn a week where it emerges that the new Health Secretary is a fan of the hocus-pocus that is homeopathy, tell us about people who are spectacularly out of their depth in a job. Have you ever found yourself wallowing in your own incompetence? Tell us. (Note: "Name of football manager/politician - nuff said" does not constitute an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:48)
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BZZZZZWrong again, Rory, but if it suits you to think I live in Finsbury Park then let's say I live in Finsbury Park. And while the website is just a (minor) hobby for me, I'm really enjoying the way it gets you interspastics all riled up and righteous.
Keep posting the link too, willya? Cheers.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 16:52,
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Finsbury Park isn’t even in my top ten whore-ridden North London cesspits(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:04,
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Oh noes a spastic doesn't like a place where I don't liveAre you and Rory competing for cretin of the thread? At the moment I think you're ahead but only because of the sheer volume of mindless fuckwittery on display. Rory has some catching up to do, let's see what he can come up with.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:07,
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I think it might be best if you chill out for a minute.You seem to be a little flustered - I'm a little worried about your stress levels. I mean, even with the rollicking success of your robot sex venture, you appear to be a little hot under the collar here.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:10,
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No, not reallyI am feeling vaguely guilty about exploiting the feeble-minded for my own amusement, but as I'm off work today I haven't really got anything better to do. I've already weeded the garden, taken out the rubbish and unblocked the drain in the upstairs bathroom after all, so talking to you isn't that much different.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:16,
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You're basically the Malcolm McLaren of robot sex aren't you?A kind of maverick, string-pulling svengali who holds all the cards and yet no-one knows they're just pawns in your big crazy game.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:18,
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Fo sho Emvs, I mean the more I link it the more popular it'll get right ? I'm sure it's set to take the internet by storm, it just seems to be very slow at the moment, but I'm sure one day soon it's set to smash it.We just all have to believe in 'I left my toys out', perhaps even putting cynicism to one side that it's a site put together by gay bent spastics for gay bent spastics ileftmytoysout.tumblr.com/tagged/i_left_my_toys_out
PS I'm very sorry that I've gotten the precise location of your super secret bedsit hovel wrong, I'll try not to do that in future.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:09,
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Ah, like a puppet on a string"Aren't you the fucking idiot who went on for months about your 'goldmine' Transformers Porn which was gonna make you loadsa money?"
Why would I do that, when I have another fucking idiot who does it of his own volition?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:12,
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Exactly Emvee you're controlling me as your very own marionette, fulfilled with the sole purpose of showing you up as a bit of a spasticit was cringeworthy even by b3ta standards, but I recall you kept banging on about this amazing site of yours that let you see wimmins bewds !!! Like for reel !! Look at me I have wimmins with bewbs come to my horrible bedsit in finsbury park and then get their bewbs out !!
ileftmytoysout.tumblr.com/tagged/i_left_my_toys_out
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:19,
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THIS...IS...THE....BEST...INTERNET...EVERileftmytoysout.tumblr.com/tagged/i_left_my_toys_out
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:29,
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I've got a DVD out at ChristmasI'll pass on the link when it's ready, you could maybe even get an Amazon referrer id and make yourself some sweets money
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:32,
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I have to say, those are some dreadfully unattractive women.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:18,
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Then it's probably just as wellno-one cares about the opinion of a fat spastic like you
'cause if that's the first time you've seen the site, so far all you've been doing in this thread is parroting AB or Rory Lyon, for fuck's sake, without knowing what you've been talking about
which is frankly pathetic, you fucking sheep
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:41,
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Rory you idiot, you’ve been the unwitting victim of Emvee’s ‘marketing by remote control’ plan all along!You’re like a kind of kids’-cartoon-creepy-sex Manchurian candidate.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:16,
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I... JUST... CAN'T... CONTROL...MYSELF....ileftmytoysout.tumblr.com/tagged/i_left_my_toys_out
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:22,
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MUST....PROMOTE....SITE...........(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:24,
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EMVEE... IS... CONTROLLING... ME... WITH...HIS...SECRET....VIRGIN...POWERS...ileftmytoysout.tumblr.com/tagged/i_left_my_toys_out
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:28,
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Yeah, sorry about thatit only works on virgins, see
and it helps if they're stupid
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:02,
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