14 years old
The garden of some hotel in Lyme Regis, fumbled around a bit. Finally slipped it in, it slipped out again, repeated this a few times, then gave up.

The fist time is always the worst, as i'm sure will be proved over the week.

It just goes to show why 'merkins are so stupid with all this abstinence untill marriage thing. As in, the worst sex I ever had was on my wedding night. Twunts.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:49, Reply)