![This is a question](/images/board_posticon.gif)
OK, enough of the fluffy.
What's the worst sex you've ever had?
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
« Go Back
![This is a QotW answer](/images/board_posticon.gif)
Met up with this Dental Nurse in a nightclub in Swansea about 10 years back, and went back to hers where we had some fun. A few weeks later we meet up again in the same club, and things start to get a bit frisky. We leave and go to one of the quiet roads behind the club, find this solitory bush and behind it start getting it on.
I'm there mid-pump, and I happen to notice that for some bizarre reason there is a spotlight shining on my ass. We stop, look around to find a parked up police car and the passenger copper holding a torch, while the nurse was holding mine. I burst out laughing and tell them to fuck off, which rather surprisingly they do, and the Joeystick immediately droops out of sheer embarrasement.
Didn't really see her again after that...
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:52, Reply)
« Go Back