1st time?
Had to stop about 4 times because the girl (who turned out to be mental) started crying because she felt guilty about being unfaithful to her ex-boyfriend (it's not being unfaithful if you're not together, is it?)

And then I broke my foreskin!

Didn't stop her from shagging me every day for 12 months though.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:57, Reply)