Coitus interruptus
Me and my then girlfriend started getting passionate in the middle of a small area of woods on the local common. It was going swimmingly until I felt something odd 'down below', and turned around to see a golden retriever sniffing at my danglies. With the sounds of its approaching owner getting louder by the second, we decided to give up and head back to my place.

Once there we started getting down to it again on my bed, only to be interrupted by a knocking at my door. My housemates wanted to watch TV (we had no lounge area, so the communal set was in my room). I told them to fuck off, but it was time for Neighbours or something so they were getting agitated and wouldn't go away.

In the end we gave up, got dressed and let them in. By the time they went, much later, she was too tired for anything so I didn't even get to finish the job.

Cockblocked by a dog and Mrs Mangle!
( reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:04, Reply)