The worst sex I ever had
OK, enough of the fluffy.
What's the worst sex you've ever had?
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
OK, enough of the fluffy.
What's the worst sex you've ever had?
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
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Laughter
Met a decent looking chappie called J** who was a cracking dancer. Good dancers are usually good shags in my experience.
And indeed he was a fairly good, until he came.
When he came, he laughed.
He laughed long, loud and heartily, a bit like Brian Blessed, on helium.
He didn't acknowledge the laughter in any way, so I thought that he thought it was perfectly normal behaviour.
After a while, I started laughing along with him, I just couldn't help myself, it was infectious laughter.
He thought I was laughing at his technique and ended it with me.
Ho hum!
Worse sex ever? No.
Obscurest? Yes, I should think so.
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:47, Reply)
Met a decent looking chappie called J** who was a cracking dancer. Good dancers are usually good shags in my experience.
And indeed he was a fairly good, until he came.
When he came, he laughed.
He laughed long, loud and heartily, a bit like Brian Blessed, on helium.
He didn't acknowledge the laughter in any way, so I thought that he thought it was perfectly normal behaviour.
After a while, I started laughing along with him, I just couldn't help myself, it was infectious laughter.
He thought I was laughing at his technique and ended it with me.
Ho hum!
Worse sex ever? No.
Obscurest? Yes, I should think so.
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:47, Reply)
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