I've had a lot of good sex, but...
I've had a lot of bad sex too. Unfortunate, but true.
Worst 3 encounters (in no particular order):

1. A young man and I, after a long night's drinking, went back to his place. It wasn't until after he had his one thrust (yes... just one) and finished that I noticed his questionable hygiene. Enough to make your skin crawl, trust me.
I'm not sure if it was my utter inebriation or the horror of his groin, but I was then violently ill.
Charming.

2. During a particularly raunchy session with the Mr is0lati0n of the time, he let one slip. A very loud one at that. If that wasn't bad enough, he then whispered into my ear, "Baby, I just farted..."
Laughter ensued. Sex ceased.

3. I wondered for a while about the 3 tongue piercings that a suitor of mine had. It turns out he was compensating for his fun-size mars bar penis. I wish I was joking, but alas, the poor man was hung like a gnat.
At least the tongue piercings made for rather interesting times...


Length? 2 inches, at the most.
(is0lati0n, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:21, Reply)