My last girlfriend once asked me....
Is your cock alright? I answered-Yes, fine. Why?
She then told me she had this stinky white discharge. And then showed me, she was wearing my boxers aswell. It was at this point she said it must be because she'd been eating too much salt dried fish. WTF?. Though i HAVE LEARNT SINCE- FUCKING CAPS LOCK- That there could be some element of truth in this.

Anyway, she then told me she felt horny, and suggested a bit of a romp. I was alittle perturbed, and said so, but she was adament, and demanded head. To this I point blank refused, which led to the classic "I'll wash it first" I still refused.

I did fuck her though. No condom either.

The discharge cleared up a few days later. So it looks like the salt dried fish was to blame after all.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:44, Reply)