banjo string
it wasn't me but i was at the student house party where it happened...

quote from guy: "i'm snogging this lovely bird and we sneak off to an upstairs bedroom and start getting it on in the dark. After a while I was thinking 'wow' she's really moist and loving it and the juices are flowing and there's juice everywhere and we're shagging away and just as i'm coming someone walks in the room and turns the light on. i look down at her and she's covered in blood and so am i. breasts, chests, faces, bedsheets the lot all over. it was like the exorcist. i tell her 'you could have told me you were on' and she looks at me and then my cock and says 'i'm not! it's not me it's you' and when i look down i've got blood spurting from my cock as well as..."

EPILOGUE: he's split his banjo string and she leads him naked from the upstairs bedroom to the downstairs bathroom (an old victorian 2 up 2 down) through the whole of the party where I am. she sits him in the bath while the whole party (me included) take it in turns to see him sitting in the bath getting first aid on his manhood.

i never saw him again but bumped into him in a couple years later in london when he told me the above story and admitted he left town after that.

length? about 2mm of flesh
(twistngo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:52, Reply)