Fuckin' rubbish.
After splitting up with the ex my one night stands have been pretty dull, just one up from the right hand and you don't have to tell your right hand your busy on Sunday afternoon. Anyways this one night I pull a shapely bird, bring her back to mine and she says she's a bit tired. Being a gentleman I give her a good seeing to for a couple of hours. Now I thoroughly enjoy this when it is reciprocated. However she decides a couple of minutes into a blowjob that her jaw aches. She then lies back, falls promptly asleep and snores through the early morning like a drunk judge (and she wasn't drunk). I was like Thanks Very Much.

Finished myself off and spluffed on her tits.
(Dellamorte Dellamore Fuck it all, fuck it up, fuck it., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:06, Reply)