a tie
between the ropey looking streetwalker that I found in Brussels when extremely pissed and took to my brothers place only to find out that it had meat and veg when it was giving me a blow job. I let him carry on, but I really wasn't up for it and my member limped off

. or the attractively plain girl in 'La Cloche' in Utrecht, who was apparently bowled over with me as my mate said she had rushed into his session to tell the girl my Dutch mate was with that I was the best she had ever had, to which my response when he told me later was that she was a long long way from the best I have ever had. Just boring, I think if I am paying for it I would rather have extreme over acting than the breathing equivalent of a piece of meat - although I think I would rather have that than find out that I was in the mouth of a 'bloke'.
( Be-elzebulb_the_devils_own_gardener, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:20, Reply)