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There's been quite a few to be honest.
It's how you rate the worst that matters, is it in terms of terrible consequences, unforgivable betrayal, blinding physical pain, acute embarrassment or just how fat they were.

I once pulled one of my younger sister's friends during a night out on the piss. She invited me back to hers for to do 'the deed', but before that she suggested a cheeky toke. I'm one of those guys that can't drink and then smoke so I pulled a whitey while she was on top of me, was sick on myself and passed out. If she's had worse than that I'll be surprised.

I also once shagged a really fat girl (orca fat) in the back of the mobile phone shop i worked in at about 3am. Fucking horrible it was, she was slick with sweat in every crevice. I kept expecting a KFC to spill out.

Another time I once came so hard i passed out and headbutted the poor girl.

Oh and there was that time we both passed out during a bout of 'brown love' and woke up in a very, very messy bed. My bed too. Bugger(y).

All great times. On those dark, lonely, wanky nights I'd love to relive any of these experiences. (Apart from Orca, I'd rather have the KFC).
(fatcock has decided to be more mysterious.....or has he?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:11, Reply)