Not that outrageous but...
made me question why I had entered into a consentual relationship with him.

Sex, to begin with, was a flop, both metaphorically and physically speaking. Then, when he started to maintain an erection, it wasn't much better. His sweat smelt a bit like marijuana (which sounds nicer than it really is, you wouldn't want to get high on his bodily fumes) and he sort of flapped about when he was on top. He hadn't quite figured out how to use his hips, so imagine a fish that's been cast ashore, trying to shuffle back to sea.

And the worst sex face ever! The first time with him, I stopped to yelp "OHMIGOD are you hurt?!" which was met with a look of puzzled annoyment.

What a shame - he had a massive wang :(
(petite chaussure, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:18, Reply)