My first time was great....
My first time lasted all of 1.75 minutes but was one of the best shags I ever had!

My worst time however was with the same girl but several months later - by this time she had become VERY vocal and (to my teenie delight) would often scream the house down during our steamy sessions.

This particular occasion was a thursday night and me and Charl*tte had come home from college and raced upstairs discarding our clothes on the way and got straight down to the noisy business of making teh sex, leaving my bedroom door wide-open.

Afterwards I went downstairs in a towel to get a couple of glasses of Cresta and there's my mum sitting on the sofa taking sharp drags on a cigarette and clearly in distress.

"Get that whore out of my house this instant - I will not tolerate that kind of behaviour in MY HOUSE!!!"

It turns out mum (bless her) had come home from London early and was in the garden watering the flowers when she heard me coming in the front door... So naturally she came inside and followed the trail of clothing up and in to my room to be confronted with my skinny white arse as I pumped and heaved over the naked Charl*tte.... Mum was stunned in to a chain-smoking silence and retreated to the living room where she seathed and waited for us to emerge so she could give me a bollocking.

So although the sex was good - recalling just makes me think about my mum standing in the doorway behind me and no matter how hard I try I can't help but wonder how long she was stood there!!! AAAArghhhh!!!!
(aroe_m0rre, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:14, Reply)