The worst sex I ever had
OK, enough of the fluffy.
What's the worst sex you've ever had?
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
OK, enough of the fluffy.
What's the worst sex you've ever had?
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
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Recently had a fling with a bit of a nutter. Quite a goer though, so there was an upside.
We started seeing each other a little after the Borat film came out and being in the humourous group we are, quotes of the film were not unknown.
Hence, our first ever shag session almost being cut short by the heavy breathing in my ear turning into a groaned "Sexy time!!"
"Oh dear Christ what the hell have I have got my knob into?", was my first thought, I recall...
A Borat image in the mind does not make to keep the old fella turgid.
She loved the length often after though, so long as I kept my hand over her mouth.
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 19:50, Reply)
Recently had a fling with a bit of a nutter. Quite a goer though, so there was an upside.
We started seeing each other a little after the Borat film came out and being in the humourous group we are, quotes of the film were not unknown.
Hence, our first ever shag session almost being cut short by the heavy breathing in my ear turning into a groaned "Sexy time!!"
"Oh dear Christ what the hell have I have got my knob into?", was my first thought, I recall...
A Borat image in the mind does not make to keep the old fella turgid.
She loved the length often after though, so long as I kept my hand over her mouth.
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 19:50, Reply)
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