I Was A Virgin...Then Lost It To This...
I have been living in the squat for a while, brings along a lot of crazy people and situations with it.

So one of my housemates had this girlfriend. He broke up with her on a Thursday. She said she liked me. I didn't really care that much - I was 20, still a virgin and my right hand hurt so I played along a bit. Next Saturday, she calls me, tells me she has to watch "the kids" and asks if I wanted to come over. So I dropped into her place an hour later. There were a lot of people, she had to watch 2 kids; the parents would go out together. I helped watching the kids and at 11 pm we put them in bed.

Five minutes later, we were smoking pot, and soon I was getting laid on the couch like hell. She was on top of me, riding me, for a few hours, which was awfully uncomfortable AND she kept moaning like a porno movie slut...I was so scared one of the children would come down to check out what that noise was, I was so afraid they would've heard the whole ordeal but not said anything about it to us, but would inform their parents later...

Then she had come so much she needed a pause. She started to play with my hand, or better said, made my hand play with her...Ten minutes later we were back into action. We did another handfull of positions before we stopped again. The whole thing wasn't erotic and pleasureable at all; the loud constant moaning, the constant rough bashing...I couldn't...you know...shoot the load. The feeling wasn't really there.

The whole session took about four hours. We were wasted. We went to bed. I had a strange buzz in my ear. I barely slept that night, when I did and I woke up, I felt like shite. The buzz in my ear had developed into a soaring pain and I felt sick. Worst thing, the girl had to leave early that morning leaving me with two hyperactive kids. It was terrible. I was dead happy when their parents arrived somewhere in the late morning.

The pain in my ear didn't go away after a few days, so I went to a doctor. I had an infection, got some stuff for that and it went away soon.

The girl cheated on me right in my sight without caring if I noticed. She was 18, the guy she cheated with 34. She wanted to get pregnant and have the whole happy family bullshit. Then she started working, first urinating over people for money, then as a prostitute (she keeps proudly telling stories about her jobs to everybody who would or would not hear about it). Last thing I've heard about her is she's started doing morphine n stuff like that while threathening to release some crazy rape story about the 34-year-old guy.

I wake up and fall asleep to the sounds of me screaming "VIRGINITY!!! WHY!!!!" now.
(PleaseDeleteThisAccount, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:35, Reply)