I'm so sorry
but...

anyway, I'd pulled this girl from work who was a bit chubby but had a great personality (as so many of them do) so after a several pints in the local nightclub/dive a quick snog and a bit of a fumble wasn't out of the question. Anyway, one thing didn't lead to another that night, but it did a few nights later when she invited me to stay over at hers... and yes, I did end up getting the best blow job of my life so far (I won't go too far into detail, though maybe I have already).

Anyway, it was dark, so my mind was all over the place.... I ended up thinking I wouldn't mind a bit more of that, so carried on seeing her and, well, seeing to her. Mostly at night, in the dark. More her choice than mine, but I was enjoying it, so what the hell.....

...then one morning aftet I'd stayed over the night, I'd got up and had a wash and that, and she told me she was still horny, wanted me, etc, etc... fair enough, I thought. Pulled the covers off the bed to reveal her naked body, and

well, she was 'shaven', which ain't usually so bad

but she was, as I said, a bit chubby...

and I saw her lying on the bed, chubby and practically hairless, and I just thought 'Boticelli', you know, those little fat cherubs in those ornate Italian renaissance paintings. I was going to have to shag a giant baby.

I was almost sick. But I somehow managed it. It felt awful, I even faked the orgasm (tough for a bloke). I can't really bear thinking about it now. I'm now really put off by fat girls, no matter how nice and funny and intelligent they might be. It's just that thought that crossed my mind when I puled the covers off that bed.....

..anyway, I pissed off travelling the world a few days after that. She spent the whole of my trip texting me saying how much she looked forward to me coming back and that she was going to give me the best sex ever, etc (always lies). I ended up texting back a few days before I came back to the UK for my four-month trip, saying I was sorry but I was going back to my hometown.

Still can't understand what must cross the mind of so-called 'chubby chasers'.


Apologies for length? In this board? Please!!
(fourplusone, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:19, Reply)