proving a point
er, can't be arse to do the linky thing as it's late and I am drunk
Which is probably the only reason I'm gonna admit this one.
On another qotw I had a story about being mistaken for a gay in Jamaica.
One of the things that happened after I found out what people thought is that I shagged a bird to prove I was straight.
I didn't want to (honest, I love my missus but I had a fear for my life). But I felt it needed to be done and, if I had to, then I might as well enjoy myself.
Being a fairly fit white guy in Jamaica means that you can do it with almost anyone you choose (honest). There are a few good christian girls, but even they give you the fluttering eyes and try to get you to fall in love with them.
Anyway, I chose one girl who's name escapes me (as it was fecking weird). She was good looking, funny and was related to the mate I was staying with - so she could be discreet.
I made sure everyone knew we were together (didn't take much in a small village) and after our first 'date' took her back to shag her silly.
This girl looked fit. I'd seen her dancing and she had a great body.
turns out they can do amazing things with lycra these days.
When she undressed, it was like watching blamange being tipped into a clingfilm bag. It just kept expanding.
Also, it was only when naked that she explained that the reason she had a scar on her belly was from her two kids (kids!).
But it had to be done. I climbed on board and did the deed, all the while trying to think of anything to keep the old boy up.
After an age I faked an orgasm and had to fight her off as she wanted to inspect the condom.
I had to declined a kind offer for a round two and managed to wait until morning before I made the final stage of the plan short and painless. I dumped her over breakfast.

Oh how fate plays kind tricks on us mere mortals. A week later I find the new story going round is that I had sex with (whateverhernamewas) just to prove I wasn't gay and therefore was not only even gayer, but devious.

I left the country soon after that.
(EvilMeister, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:57, Reply)