Let me think...
Well it certainly isn't the current MrsRabidRodent. In fact she's probably the best I've ever had. There's something to be said for nobbing someone half your age (and no, I'm not 20 either before you all start!)

The worst, now, let me think...

Of the 6 notches on my bedpost, number 2 wasn't that great. Kinda like laying a hot dog in a hallway. When I went down on her I had to tie a plank of 2x4" across my arse to stop myself falling in.

Number 3... I went out with for 4 1/2 years, amazingly. And it was 18 months before she put out. (Last time I date a virgin!) And when she finally did... she complained that it hurt after about 5 minutes. Look love, it's not my fault that I'm hung like a donkey and you're built like you're 12 (she was 19 actually, before you filthy minded people say anything!).

But number 6... is the best. Ever.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 8:15, Reply)