Worst?
It's hard to pick 1 worst (although looking over it, they are all from early on in my sexual carrer - coincidence? i think not)...

so here's a selection:

First girlfriend (first time) - Not a good idea attempting to loose your "V plates" outside her parents house, on the muddy driveway at 3am IN NOVEMBER... (t'was a bit cold y'know!)

second girlfriend (still finding my stride)- she does the famous "play dead" impression, not moving or emoting in the slightest...
(to make things worse, after we split up, we both go down to the local club ont'pull - and she gets the girl, damn bi-sexuals!!)

third g/f: attempted to shove a candle "up there" was very quickly single again.

thankfully after that things picked up quite well,

length? quite impressive, as long as it's not cold...
( Coventry, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:53, Reply)