The worst sex I ever had
OK, enough of the fluffy.
What's the worst sex you've ever had?
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
OK, enough of the fluffy.
What's the worst sex you've ever had?
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
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14 stitches...
Just getting down to the needful with a splendidly gorgeous girl in my room in a Uni hall of residence when the twunts from the block started bashing on the door and jeering. Now I'm a fairly hefty bastard and jumped out of bed to thump one, trod on a wineglass and practically cut my fucking middle toe off. Blood everywhere and a trip to Hull Royal Infirmary.
Room-mate came back the following day and saw the dried blood everywhere and said : "Virgin was she?"
( , Sat 16 Jun 2007, 18:20, Reply)
Just getting down to the needful with a splendidly gorgeous girl in my room in a Uni hall of residence when the twunts from the block started bashing on the door and jeering. Now I'm a fairly hefty bastard and jumped out of bed to thump one, trod on a wineglass and practically cut my fucking middle toe off. Blood everywhere and a trip to Hull Royal Infirmary.
Room-mate came back the following day and saw the dried blood everywhere and said : "Virgin was she?"
( , Sat 16 Jun 2007, 18:20, Reply)
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