Sandwich time...
Well my best mate thru college always liked openly banging his girlfriends in my bedroom while I was there (hell, I saved a fortune on pornos!), so the stash of condoms was always at my house.

Anyhows, one time we're round his house with his *young* girlfriend (who incidentally loved gargling his love muck on a regular basis) and we're quickly getting her pissed on pernod.

Then she announces that she wants us both at once. Sandwich style. Both holes plugged. One away from airtight. But the condoms are at my house a mile away.

So I sprint the 3 mile round trip for rubber socks, only to come back and find that I'm locked out because the front door has a yale lock on it and the back door was locked anyway.

And the knocking and bell ringing (at the door that is) was futile because the only people who can hear it are engaged in frantic oral action and ain't gonna answer the door to anyone.

Best sex I ever looked forward to...worst sex I ever (never) had.

I occassionally bump into her if I'm in the area visiting relatives, and always think to myself that I very nearly reamed the asshole out of her many years ago.
( brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 22:14, Reply)