true story

my friend (it really was my friend, not me) used to be an alcoholic, or at least a binge drinker. Once he met a woman in a pub, worried that she might really be a man because she was so unattractive, stuck his hand down the front of her pants to verify, and after confirming that she was a woman went on to have sex with her.

This same friend had a girlfriend who he had a terrible relationship with. How terrible was it? They were playing pool in the pub, and the stakes were that if she won he had to have sex with her, if he won he didn't have to. She won, and he didn't anyway.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 8:29, Reply)