The worst sex I ever had
OK, enough of the fluffy.
What's the worst sex you've ever had?
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
OK, enough of the fluffy.
What's the worst sex you've ever had?
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
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This was actually some of the best sex ever, for a while.
Basically, being 15, I had to leave iTunes on to cover the noise when my (older) girlfriend came round. We were just getting into things when Master of Puppets, by Metallica, came on. Awesome! I thought, being a big metalhead at the time.
However, if you listen to that song you'll notice the fucking aceness of the second guitar solo. So did I, and I stopped thrusting to air-guitar for the full 30-35 seconds of it.
To her credit, she waited patiently for the solo to finish, and we continued without a hitch. But looking back...well, what the fuck was I thinking of?
( , Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:01, Reply)
Basically, being 15, I had to leave iTunes on to cover the noise when my (older) girlfriend came round. We were just getting into things when Master of Puppets, by Metallica, came on. Awesome! I thought, being a big metalhead at the time.
However, if you listen to that song you'll notice the fucking aceness of the second guitar solo. So did I, and I stopped thrusting to air-guitar for the full 30-35 seconds of it.
To her credit, she waited patiently for the solo to finish, and we continued without a hitch. But looking back...well, what the fuck was I thinking of?
( , Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:01, Reply)
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