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OK, enough of the fluffy.

What's the worst sex you've ever had?

(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
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of course
Can't forget the 18 year old office girl I pulled many moons ago (when such a thing wouldn't have been ridiculous to me). She was petite and blond with a thing for fuck me boots and mini-skirts. Fantastic.
We'd 'done it' a couple of times, but only after drinking sessions on nights out. They were all quickies down alleys, in pub toilets etc.
So it was about a month before we actually got to be naked in the same room together.
We'd both been up for it since we'd met and I couldn't wait to see that great body without all the clothes.
Sadly, when she undressed she looked like a small blonde boy and had fanny hair like ramses beard.
I felt like a pedalist.
Not wanting to look a gift horse in the mouth, I tried to remind myself that she was not a small boy and it took some help from her before I could convince 'Mr Winkie' that it was ok to come out and play.
But I couldn't get over the fanny hair. It was neatly trimmed at the sides, but apart from that it was like a strip of jungle that spread at least two inches down from her fanny.

Had to put an end to it after that. Not cos of the fanny hair, but have you ever actually listened to an 18 year olds pillow talk?
Never again.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:44, Reply)

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