Anal pointers...
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I just want to say... That there's a bunch of assholes out there who have no idea what they're doing when it comes to anal.

I've met lots of lasses who have decided that they HATE anal because it HURTS.... And the same ones discover that once they're comfy, relaxed and feeling adventurous, that Actualy, anal sex feels awesome.

GUYS... If you're trying to get into someone's ass and they tense up.. STOP. They're not having a good time, they're not ready for it, and you're clearly doing something WRONG... and to make it WORSE... once they've dumped your inexperienced and insensitive ass, They'll tell their next guy that they don't like anal... because YOU hurt them.

And it has very little do do with size either... many can even take more in their ass than their mimsy.

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And Girls... never let a guy play with your all unless you've dropped the kids off at he pool... It's nearly as rood as farting when someone's going down on you...

Hopefully this post will lead to many more people *enjoying* Anal.. instead of being horrified for one reason or another.



Now.. to make up for ranting, I'm going to go find an answer that makes me laugh instead of making me angry at inexperienced and careless boys....
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:27, Reply)