Inappropriate lubricants
May have posted this before, I can't remember.

Anyway, it concerns an acquaintance of mine, Bob. He was in his student flat one afternoon, wanking to some porn video he'd borrowed, when he decided he could use some lubrication to enhance the experience.

Due to the lack of suitable proprietary products in the flat, he had to look for an alternative.

Mistake number one - he used Fairy Liquid.

Apparently it worked OK for a few seconds, then started to burn like hell, so he ended up running his cock under the cold tap.

Mistake number two - he told us about it.

He is still referred to in conversation as "Fairy Liquid Bob", 15+ years on.

Hands that do dishes may be soft as your face, but not half as sensitive as your bell end.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:17, Reply)