Used this for an embarrassing injury qotw, but fits here too
Ended up drinking at mine after a works do & getting better acquainted with nice new bloke @ work (diff. dept. - thankfully!)

Things move to the bedroom, hands move lower, and JESUS CHRIST WTF WAS THAT?!?!?!? OWOWOWOWOWOWOW! His very long fingernails felt as though they had gouged a big slice out of my most tender outer parts. Unfortunately, as I hadn't shouted out the above and just moaned in pain, the moan was taken the wrong way, the blood was mistaken for lubrication, and thus entered the thinnest dick I have ever had the misfortune to be in contact with.

Woke up to missing man & big blood stain on the duvet, extreme stinging on peeing (although for a change this wasn't due to cystitis), and a scab for about a week.

Wouldn't have minded if it had been worth it, but worst shag ever :o(
(ricky_darkholer is blonde on the inside, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:50, Reply)