The worst sex I ever had
OK, enough of the fluffy.
What's the worst sex you've ever had?
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
OK, enough of the fluffy.
What's the worst sex you've ever had?
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
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Finland
Got a few stories here.
1st. Went to Canary Islands in the 80's and as a young pup (really young) met this guy from Finland. I'd not been into sex much but knew what I liked. Knew what men liked too. So, this good looking hard-on blond from Finland comes up to me and says in his best English : do you want a drink. Is the pope a fucking catholic or what, so anyway say yes. My mate Sarah from Wales was with me and hers was another Finn and good looking so we all hit it off.
Later in the evening its all the "where shall we go to whose apartments" so mine says it was ours and as he looked like the dog bollocks, so to speak, so anyway we all go back there and well mine was saying to me "hey suck this baby" meaning his cock so well whatever, so I say here, suck this baby, and he said NO WAY he didn't like that sort of thing, his Mum told him..........oh fuck......so did I get rid of him or what. Thing is Sarah got a result because they kept in contact for years, so she must have had the whole thing.
What a shame. One sided sexual relationships DO NOT WORK. Period.
Wont do that again. :-(
( , Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:53, Reply)
Got a few stories here.
1st. Went to Canary Islands in the 80's and as a young pup (really young) met this guy from Finland. I'd not been into sex much but knew what I liked. Knew what men liked too. So, this good looking hard-on blond from Finland comes up to me and says in his best English : do you want a drink. Is the pope a fucking catholic or what, so anyway say yes. My mate Sarah from Wales was with me and hers was another Finn and good looking so we all hit it off.
Later in the evening its all the "where shall we go to whose apartments" so mine says it was ours and as he looked like the dog bollocks, so to speak, so anyway we all go back there and well mine was saying to me "hey suck this baby" meaning his cock so well whatever, so I say here, suck this baby, and he said NO WAY he didn't like that sort of thing, his Mum told him..........oh fuck......so did I get rid of him or what. Thing is Sarah got a result because they kept in contact for years, so she must have had the whole thing.
What a shame. One sided sexual relationships DO NOT WORK. Period.
Wont do that again. :-(
( , Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:53, Reply)
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