2nd Story.
Met this bloke years ago. He said "I haven't shagged my GF in 8 nmonths, fancy it ?? My balls are on fire"

So, ask why. Get usual reply "my GF doesn't do it any more how I like it" - how many fucking times have I heard that one.........so anyway, it's liberation week, so try it out.

I like sex. I like sex very much with the right person, and like all sorts of foreplay.

This bloke ate me like I was sore after about 5 minutes and had to tell him to stop. Honestly, it was too much. I like soft, slow, licking where as he thought that taking me into his mouth so early was an option. Sorry to be so honest but I have to say it.

So after I got him off my downstairs so to speak, like a baby off a tit, he offered me his member. It was flaccid and nothing I could do would make it go hard. I did everthing in the book and - beyond - I possibly could but, no, he still stayed flaccid.

He came masturbating.

Oh well. It's an experience.
( Tiggy the diver, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:02, Reply)