The worst sex I ever had
OK, enough of the fluffy.
What's the worst sex you've ever had?
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
OK, enough of the fluffy.
What's the worst sex you've ever had?
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
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Story #4
Yet another disaster.
Met this bloke who worked for Circle Cement or something ? I had a temp job in a hotel as a receptionist, so in walked this good looking guy about my age at the time. he says - what goes on in Portsmouth, so being the sociable person I am tell him about the night clubs and that Sarah and I are "around" and we can show him a good time. Phone Sarah to say I've got this potential shag, so she says well bring him down to the Apsley pub and we'll see what he's made of. meaning, is she going to shag him or am I. This sort of thing has happened before where I thought she's going to have him or I am. Not at the same time, you sex crazed bastards, anyway I ended up with him in this hotel room and he was so pissed he couldn't get it up. I'm so fucking horny by now I need a shag big time so got hold of Sarah and asked her who was available so she set me up with a bloody taxi driver who was just LOOOVELY !!! wey hey. all's well that ends well.
T'was an interesting night though :-)
( , Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:31, Reply)
Yet another disaster.
Met this bloke who worked for Circle Cement or something ? I had a temp job in a hotel as a receptionist, so in walked this good looking guy about my age at the time. he says - what goes on in Portsmouth, so being the sociable person I am tell him about the night clubs and that Sarah and I are "around" and we can show him a good time. Phone Sarah to say I've got this potential shag, so she says well bring him down to the Apsley pub and we'll see what he's made of. meaning, is she going to shag him or am I. This sort of thing has happened before where I thought she's going to have him or I am. Not at the same time, you sex crazed bastards, anyway I ended up with him in this hotel room and he was so pissed he couldn't get it up. I'm so fucking horny by now I need a shag big time so got hold of Sarah and asked her who was available so she set me up with a bloody taxi driver who was just LOOOVELY !!! wey hey. all's well that ends well.
T'was an interesting night though :-)
( , Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:31, Reply)
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