Bad shag #5
What is it with Men ? Dont they know what to do ?

Sarah (bestest mate ever) said to me - you have got to fuck Ricky, just to see the colour of his curtains. I said WTF ? She said - hey its worth it. I said but he's a lefty and all that, you know likes Russky things (before the wall in germany came down) anyways I said it had better be worth it.

Bloke comes on to me and says - hey, you are a really cool chick, can I take you out for a drink one night ? Bloke isn't toooooo bad looking. But Ginger.

So, I chat the bloke up, pissed. Bear in mind Sarah has been there before and given me the lowdown as to what he likes.

Find out that he just likes prick sucking and that's it - but honestly, you should have seen the curtains, it was worth the lousy shag.

Looked like someone had been sick all over them.

Mind you Sarah is sick anyway :- )
( Tiggy the diver, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:14, Reply)