Bad shag #8
Whatever....

So I'm in the Lone Yachtman in Old Portsmouth and Sarah best mate is running the place.......she says - hey have you seen that new bloke over there he seems ok. So I said do you want to fuck him or shall I try him out ? Honestly we were like that ... anyway it turns out I knew him from some business dealings some time back, so I say to him, hey remember me, he said how could I not you sexy horny thing ??? so I'm now liplocking him and looking at Sarah behind his back and she's laughing.....so took him back to my place. He wasn't too bad by all accounts but I could tell he wasn't that good in fact he was lousy like the others I've written about here.... so I said to Sarah listen you fuck him and tell me what you think. Well she did a coupla weeks later and said well he was "ok" - nothing special so we looked at one another and there was this look "we are going to stitch him up aren't we" so anyway she took him to a pub near the train station in Portsmouth to a couple she knew who owned this pub by a slipway and he parked his car on it. ha ha 6 hours later they come out of the pub and the thing has its tyres underwater and he can't get into the thing. She got him out of the pub and said : Tides Up !

Funniest blag was I sold him the car 3 months earlier in one of my car dealer days and laughed myself stupid at what she'd achieved.

The bloke was a cunt anyway. I hope he is reading this.
( Tiggy the diver, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:30, Reply)