I'm sure it wasn't the worst for him
I've a chum who cheerfully admits to slathering his bell-end repeatedly with Deep Heat to desensitise himself, prior to indulging in a Deep Heat-lubricated shag with his soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend of the time.

He says she was a bit free with her affections, and his justification for anointing her cervix with Deep Heat was, "If you knew her, you'd understand."

Apparently she phoned him up a few days later suggesting that he get himself to the local GUM clinic, as she'd been itching down there.

Charming fellow.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:46, Reply)