Following on
from an earlier tale about a lovely young lass I think of as 'Dog lady'.

To recap, I'm at her party and have failed miserable to get entry to her love cave despite being nearly raped by her.
Anyway, I pretended to sleep to get away from her and ended up actually falling asleep after she'd left the room.
I woke up some time later, the party was still going strong and there were people in the room.
Some guy had managed to get two girls and was upto something in the next bed.
I could hear the sounds of giggling and the rumble of clothing. Sneaking a peak I could see it was an older guy of about 40 with two girls who could have been the twins of the fat slags from Viz.
he was whispering jokes between snogs and gropes. The all seemed to be having a fine time, oblivious to me.
Then, suddenly the guy changed and started crying. Then he started telling the girls all about his wife and how much he loved her.
This went on for some minutes and the look on the girls faces was most entertaining. I could see that they would have been out of there sharpish, if it wasn't for this guy bear hugging them both and wailing 'Hold me!' as he weeped.
eventually, he cried himself to sleep and the girls slipped out from his grip.
"I fought he was a right larf out there be he's fucking borin"
One said to the other, before they spied me in the bed. I was naked except for a thin sheet.
"here, wot u doing? U up for anyfing?"
My testicles retracted into my body and my penis became a cold, dead thing.
"Sorry girls, I'm totally spent." I replied.
"oh yeah, your 'dog ladies' bloke. sorry"
And with that, they departed.
(EvilMeister, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:34, Reply)