The worst sex I ever hadOK, enough of the fluffy.
What's the worst sex you've ever had?
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chthonic, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
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Story.
A tale went around my hometown when I was a nipper about a bloke called Big Steve.
Alledgedly, Big Steve had picked up some girl and was making the Beast With Two Backs when she started to moan:
"Hurt me! Hurt me! Hurt me you big fucker!!"
So Big Steve, being an obliging sort of chap, nutted her smack on her nose. Blood everywhere. And then was suprised when she threw him out of her flat.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:49,
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