Bad Shag #10
OK, ok, you think I'm an unlucky person or just shag too much ?? I have had some good ones. This takes the biscuit though.

The inevitable mate Sarah is involved yet again.

So, we are out on the lash as usual one weekend in southsea when the nightclubs used to be the nightclubs back in the 80's-90's, anyway we hooked up with Lynette who is a complete scrubber who picked up these blokes. they were off the navy ship that was - um - arabic, well it was quite plain that she was taking all 3 of them home and blowing them like a trumpet. Cue some other mates in there who introduced us to 2 guys we'd never met before - Lynni is now wondering whether to dump the arabs or shag them, well, so my potential shag is looking at me so hard I can see his.......Sarah said to me I think he's up for you, so I said, yeah, well I cut the evening short to take him back to my place. He was all sort of hot and sweaty which was a bit of a put off but WTF, anyway things start to get going and I started to give him one so to speak, then he said "oh that's too sensitive" - WHAT ?? He doesn't like being licked ??

So I indicated that I would like to be but that was off the menu too.

Ever known anyone like that ??

I went back to the nightclub and picked up someone else.
( Tiggy the diver, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:01, Reply)