THE WORST SEX I EVER HAD........................
The worst sex I ever had was a one night stand I picked up in Halifax aged 18. I out clubbing with my friends and towards the end of the night a guy started chatting me up. He buys me some drinks and says he’s in the army so when he invites me back to his friends house I accept.



BIG MISTAKE!! We get a taxi to his mates house and annoyingly nobody seems to have any cash so I foot the taxi bill. We then all pile into a dodgy terraced house in a dodgy looking part of town.



As we walk in I notice the place has no wallpaper, a stained couch and that there is a couple laying on the floor looking pretty miffed at my presence. We head upstairs and I notice a huge foot long hole in the top of the stairs but try not to worry too much and take my stud to bed.



As soon as I lie on the bed, said guy takes his trousers off, lies on top of me and then FALLS ASLEEP! I'm only a petite lass and I can't tell you how hard it was for my to get that w*nker off of me. He was hard and fast asleep and when I did eventually manage to throw him off me, he had the cheek to wonder why I was pissed off.



I threw on my clothes, ran outside and called a cab. To add insult to injury the to*ser tries to nab a lift home for free in my cab!!! I told him in no uncertain terms that this was not an option and instructed my cabbie to drive away ASAP. I then had to pay the £30.00 cab fare back to Bradford. All in all it cost me about £40.00 to not get screwed and be totally insulted! WE LIVE AND LEARN EH??!!
( DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:20, Reply)