Nil by mouth. And scary daddy issues.
Tiggy - your numbering seems to have gone a bit weird.

But your latest post made me think of a lovely girl I was seeing for a few months, who for reasons I never found out just wouldn't allow me to go down on her - a damn shame as, frankly, I love it. And it wasn't as if she was disinclined herself, in fact the girl should've worn kneepads.

In almost every way the situation was perfect, she was drop-dead gorgeous with a fantastic figure, way out of my league and otherwise very adventurous sexually... I just never ever got to dine at the Y.

She was also quite a bit younger than me and that's where it went *really* wrong. She used to sit on my lap and fiddle with my goatee. Nothing wrong in that, except when her pillow talk once turned to how she liked to sit on her dad's lap and play with his goatee...

Ticket to Hull?
(fuckitall out of here, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:39, Reply)