An epiphany
My first time with my current bf, it was all going swimmingly with me on top until he suddenly went limp inside me. Oh noes, I think, I am a crap lay. So I try not to act disappointed and clamber off, still kissing, trying to be romantic. Then I get up and walk to the bathroom when I feel something trickling down my thigh.

It worries me that my initial thought was *not* the obvious, but eventually the penny drops and I give my bf a confused look and asked if he had come, and then when he said he had, I looked at him, smiled and said "oh thank god, I thought I was just incontinent!"

We're still together, a year and a half on. He sees my special qualities.
(petite chaussure, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:36, Reply)