She was out of this world!
... One night we're more or less roaming around town clueless about what to do when we enter this club with a little too much smoke for my liking (you know the type of place) everyone in there looked the same, and no one in particular stood out, so I make a dive for the one nearest me (first bad move!)

after a brief introduction and some fumbling attempts at trying to coax her out of her shell ( the damp dark atmosphere didn't exactly enhance the conversational mood!) she practically jumps on me , takes my face off and grabs onto my helmet!!!

fast forward 30 minutes and here’s me with this chick clinging onto me ,Dallas and Lambert all the worst for wear, stuck in the airlock arguing with Ripley (who left her in charge?!) about letting us back into the frigging ship!...eventually Ash, god bless his robotic socks, opens the hatch and manages to laser her tentacles off my head ( talk about literally 'being off your face on acid')

bad sex? being raped in the face, getting pregnant and giving birth through my chest cavity...don't talk to me about bad sex!

any similarity to the plotline of 'Alien' is purely intentional

length.?..about 12 inches out of my bloodied torso whilst eating dinner if you must ask
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:10, Reply)