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OK, enough of the fluffy.

What's the worst sex you've ever had?

(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
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You don't know what you are missing!
So many negative posts about sleeping with fat people! You don't know what you are missing!

Personally, I absolutely love it. My lastest lover is a strapping, gorgeous man of about 18 and a half stone. He was bloody fantastic in bed and I find all that weight on me a real, serious turn on. Big, strong and sexy...a real man mmmm! Something real to wrap your legs around!

I can't stand the thought of sleeping with a malnurished man who looks like he would snap and cry in two the minute you start getting enthusiastic. Tar, but no tar. Though, if thats what you like then good luck to you. Give me someone a little more robust.

As a larger woman myself, I have had quite a few men tell me that they much prefer women with meat on their bones. One very, very sexy and athletic man (who I would go for it if he wasn't married) I know has been sniffing around me for months and he has told me its because my size 18 to 20 frame and E cup boobs are his ideal fantasy! He is super fit and surrounded by thin, beautiful women all day at work, yet prefers the office big girl. He feels guys who only want size zero girls don't really want full grown women, but pre-pubescent girls or even boys. My recent lover tells me I'm amazing in bed, I'm sexy and make him feel like a love god. Not bad for a short, brunette fat lass.

I'm not normally a big headed woman but I'm merely trying to prove a point that thin people don't have the monopoloy on attractiveness and fantastic sex. The media may have you think that, but in real life its different horses for different courses. If you don't like fat people, you shouldn't make it wrong for other people to.

As a fatty, the only complaint I have ever had from lovers is that I wanted too much sex. Not bad for a fat lass and I am sure most red blooded men wouldn't mind that! I just happen to have been out with some repressed men.

So, dear reader, I urge you to shag a fatty! Its great and much more comfy than skin and bone. If you have shagged a fatty and they were crap then its not because of their size, but perhaps a lack of skill. If you found them so repulsive then why shag them in the first place?!

Live and let live! Free yourself from a lifetime of elbowy loving and lettuce leaves!

Spread the love and eat pies!

***Edit***
Some poster whose name I can't be arsed to look up again points out I sound like I am slagging off thin people with the elbowy love thing. I know, I know, I know thin people have feelings too lol.

Sorry if offended anyone. I'm a nice girl really and was simply standing up for my kind.

My actual intention was to say 'be yourself and don't be pressured in to harsh diets just to make yourself attractive to ignorant people'.

Hell, I had done a 12 hour shift and was tired when I wrote the post. Anyhoo... this is supposed to be a fun site so lets all get back to that eh?
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 0:57, Reply)

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