The worst sex I ever hadOK, enough of the fluffy.
What's the worst sex you've ever had?
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chthonic, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
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Not as bad as whenthe blasted fishermen on the pier purposely try to smack you with bait
"Any surfers here?
Then you'll know the look of absolute disgust on some lovely girls face when a pint of cold, salty water decides to pour from your sinus cavities all over her lady bumps mid-coitus.
Not necessarily the worst I'VE had, but I imagine Sarah wasn't too impressed."
Oh fuck, that was me trying to hit the surfers!
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 8:15,
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